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The complete list of golf slang!

Posted on 2008-11-28 11:03:13, in Category. 2 Comments. 727 Views.
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1. A Nipple licker - shot which opens up the hole
2. A Worm f***er - well struck shot, but which doesn't get off the ground
3. A Sally Gunnell - ugly runner
4. A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
5. A Brazil - putt which shaves the hole close
6. On the dance floor - on the green
7. Does your husband play? - for when someone hits a short tee shot
8. Houston, we have re-entry - for whenever someone skies one off the tee
9. A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
10. Tee Way Back - Chinese for a long hole
11. A Rick Waller - VERY fat.......and ugly.......with no redeeming features whatsoever
12. Gone from Ben Hogan to Hulk Hogan - to go from playing like a God to absolute crap.
13. Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
14.A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
15. A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
16. A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
17. A Cuban - needs one more revolution
18. An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
19. An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
20. An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker
21. A Saddam Hussein - go from bunker to bunker
22. A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
23. A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
24. A Kate Moss - bit thin
25. A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
26. A Michael Barrymore - a long iron
27. A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
28. An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
29. An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
30. A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
31. A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
32. A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
33. A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
34. An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went but you
35. A Ken Livingstone - quite far left
36. A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems!
37. An elephant's arse - high and shitty
38. A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
39. A circus tent - a BIG top
40. An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
41. A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
42. A Tony Blair - too much spin
43. A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again
44. A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't
45. A Lee Harvey Oswald - three good shots in a row that you don't know where the hell came from
46. A Red October - underwater and you won't find it
47. A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be
48. A Mother in law - you're up there but you defiantly know you shouldn't be